Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

At an upscale wine bar stocked with well dressed men of the business variety, there’s a celebration in progress.

“Congrats Davey, Cheers!”
(Glasses Clinking)
“Cheers!”
“Well done Davey!”

“So Davey, what’s next?”
“Yeah Davey, what’s next?”
“What’s next for Davey? More like, what’s left?Am I right? He’s got a smokin hot wife, adorable children, and just made partner at the firm… Where do you go from here Davey?”

Davey thought for a long moment and replied:
“I’ve never really thought about it, I have everything that I…thought I wanted.”
“Oh heavens Davey, what do you mean, ‘thought you wanted’, you have everything a man could ask for.”
“Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

After the party ended; Davey paid a streetwalker to shit on his cock, turn it into a mud-pie. This huge BBW laid a real slimy #2 on his johnson. With the smell of shit still fresh on his dong. He put his head in a noose and jerked his grimy cock off till he died.

All the horrible feelings he’d been carrying around his entire life finally disappeared.

Thoughts on Diversified Teamwork

I’ve assembled…
A mixed bag
A seven man cream team
We’ll come into your party
Drop the biggest loads you’ve ever seen

We’ll cover; your face, tits, and asshole too
And if you’re lookin’ to breed
We’ll stuff your pussy-hole with goo

We got black dicks, brown dicks, mexican, and asian
And if you feeling greedy I can throw in a caucasian

Put your face down, holes up
Spread your ass too…

My racially diverse crew
Is bout to cum in you

Ageless Desire 2

Last night grandma jones
lived her lifelong dream
six super dark dicks
jammed her holes with cream

she had a butt-gasm
and her old knees buckled
her ass was a chasm
and her husband
a cuckold

the interracial gang-bang
went real well
that night her heart exploded
she went straight to hell

Ageless Desire

Ole granny jones
is a persnickety beast..
brittle ass bones
pussy brimming with yeast

she’s got ancient tits
and an antique twat
she’ll pay you two bits
for a hot pot cumshot

her diaper’s full of turds
but she’s got this dream
a pack of wild coloreds
fill her fanny with cream

Deluxe Cream-pies

It’s a campground party
i’m feelin’ spun
shot some meth in my neck vein
to have some fun

hear some fillies in a tent
they be gig-a-lin’
so i unzip the flap
and i dive on in

on these plump white bitches
oh me oh my
took about 3 minutes
gave em both creampies

Warm Embrace

See the world
through the eyes
of a bag of shit

life is tuff
had enough
now it’s time to quit

sucked an old mans dick
for a pile of crack
i’m full of regrets…
i’d take it all back

ate a bowl of shit
for a sack of stuff
took a big fat hit
cuz life is tough

A Warm Summer’s Eve

i walk down to the fishbowl
tap on the glass
ladies smiling at me
tryin’ to peddle some ass

the man said, number 3
is eager to please
so i took her upstairs
and she got on her knees

gave her 25 bucks
for a suck and a fuck…
i rolled bare-back
just to test my luck

 

Trigger Warning

oh hey filthydee
how you doing today?
well thank you for asking.
i’m excited to say

i’m feelin’ triggered….yeah
someone said something bad
and i’m triggered….yup
they made me real mad

i thought i heard rape
and i started to cry
someone said anal gape
and i had to ask why

it seems no-body here
gives a fuck about me
enough to tap-dance
around my sensibilities

i’m fuckin’ triggered…
and i’ve got a target to blame
gonna fire up the blog…
and cover them in shame

The High Road

Jake Stevens was a two bit hood outta Kansas city. He never knew his father.

Jake’s mother, Darla, was a truck stop whore who gave it up for loose change, long rides, and mentholated cigarettes.

Jake was a bonus from one of Darla’s rig-hauling tricks. She’d mentioned that Jake’s likely father was a pleasant enough fellow who’d treated her as good as a whore deserved.

Daddy drove off in his big rig with a smile on his face and ass on his breath.

Jake was surly as they come.

Aids poem

Hip, hop hooray
it’s fuckin aids day
i threw a bug chasin’
gang bang
for my birthday

now i’m down to catch the hiv’
if you’re ready to give
drop your loads in my ass
and watch
my loins quiv

see my eyes roll back
into my head
let’s fire up some crack
and smoke til’ we’re dead

god willing…
cuz life is pain
cream filling…
AIDS TRAIN!

The Fundamentals

My rod is a plunger
scoopin out foreign  jizz

i stuff it deep
drop my seed
it’s more fertile than his

when it comes to group sex
or running a train
the fattest cock
and strongest seed
will continue the strain

Imperative

Long dicks,
heavy dicks
she wants
she ain’t needy

stiff,
hard fat cocks
she yearns
but ain’t greedy

she’s opened up wide
and a begging for seed
her sloppy hole indicates
she’s ready to breed

Free Spirit

It’s the trailer park lifestyle
that she lives
got an ad
on craisgslist
looking for spizz

from some random guys
the more the better
big bukkake party
makes her pussy get wetter

they be standing in line
pulling at their sticks
hot loads on her face
is how she gets her kicks

Strife & Struggle

i stomp down my desire
i was yearnin’ for sins

snap back like a rubber band
the lustin’ begins

i’ll take this bitch that bitch
and all in between
tuggin’ seeds out my naughty bits
i must be a fiend

i’m shreddin’ my reality
n tappin’ my capacity
for tight
ass tits
and girls that play submissively

Fighting for Equality

checked into the lobby
of this motel six
strolled over to the bar
n met some chix with dix

they were
pedd-a-lin their weiners
and their asses too
they said come on handsome man
we want to fuck with you

i didn’t take offence
i kept super fried chill
grabbed these trannies by their cocks
n said here’s the deal

y’all got 2 big hogs
and  i got one
3 dicks in a pile
could be a lot of fun

so they parted my cheeks
like the red sea,
i felt sublime jubilation as they jizzed in me.
they gave me AIDS in my ass
and the HIV

it was worth it tho
most definitely

Coastal Joy Ride

yo,
my tailor fitted khaki slacks
be huggin on muh nutsack
it’s a long ride
down the coast
in me Cadillac

smoking on a ball a crack
n feel my heart’s bout to tack
sub-lingual, down a tab
pulled out my fanny pack

gave this bag a real zip
felt muh grip start to slip
s-curve sent muh ride
up river with a flip

now um out
on my back
rivers cutting no slack
murky ass depths
be squi-shin
on muh cataracts

Rap it up Grandma

muh grandma took a beating
at the hands of the police
she was covered… in bruises
but you know that was the least
of her problems,

yeah, she suffers from gout
never voices her concerns
grams you gotta let it out

she’s got cancer…
you know what i’m saying?…

no,  health insurance
she be doing some praying
and some futuristic healing
on the holistic tip..

 n’ 2 days later
we all said RIP

 RIP grams
one love