Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

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At an upscale wine bar stocked with well dressed men of the business variety, there’s a celebration in progress.

“Congrats Davey, Cheers!”
(Glasses Clinking)
“Cheers!”
“Well done Davey!”

“So Davey, what’s next?”
“Yeah Davey, what’s next?”
“What’s next for Davey? More like, what’s left?Am I right? He’s got a smokin hot wife, adorable children, and just made partner at the firm… Where do you go from here Davey?”

Davey thought for a long moment and replied:
“I’ve never really thought about it, I have everything that I…thought I wanted.”
“Oh heavens Davey, what do you mean, ‘thought you wanted’, you have everything a man could ask for.”
“Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

After the party ended; Davey paid a streetwalker to shit on his cock, turn it into a mud-pie. This huge BBW laid a real slimy #2 on his johnson. With the smell of shit still fresh on his dong. He put his head in a noose and jerked his grimy cock off till he died.

All the horrible feelings he’d been carrying around his entire life finally disappeared.

6 comments on “Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

  1. filthydee123 says:

    This quick diddy was inspired by all the sick pervs out there that love scat and hate life! Time to heef some #3. Until next time, Peace!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Jake says:

    I laughed out loud. Thanks.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Cory Melancon says:

    I’m curious had Davey’s feelings disappeared before his death, given the course of events how could they not, he was in paradise afterall, he went out like the king his co-workers saw him as…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. lucypurr says:

    I love that this one had a happy ending 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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