Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

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At an upscale wine bar stocked with well dressed men of the business variety, there’s a celebration in progress.

“Congrats Davey, Cheers!”
(Glasses Clinking)
“Cheers!”
“Well done Davey!”

“So Davey, what’s next?”
“Yeah Davey, what’s next?”
“What’s next for Davey? More like, what’s left?Am I right? He’s got a smokin hot wife, adorable children, and just made partner at the firm… Where do you go from here Davey?”

Davey thought for a long moment and replied:
“I’ve never really thought about it, I have everything that I…thought I wanted.”
“Oh heavens Davey, what do you mean, ‘thought you wanted’, you have everything a man could ask for.”
“Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

After the party ended; Davey paid a streetwalker to shit on his cock, turn it into a mud-pie. This huge BBW laid a real slimy #2 on his johnson. With the smell of shit still fresh on his dong. He put his head in a noose and jerked his grimy cock off till he died.

All the horrible feelings he’d been carrying around his entire life finally disappeared.

6 comments on “Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

  1. filthydee123 says:

    This quick diddy was inspired by all the sick pervs out there that love scat and hate life! Time to heef some #3. Until next time, Peace!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Jake says:

    I laughed out loud. Thanks.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I’m curious had Davey’s feelings disappeared before his death, given the course of events how could they not, he was in paradise afterall, he went out like the king his co-workers saw him as…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. lucypurr says:

    I love that this one had a happy ending 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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