Dad Solo

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Doris spent a rare evening at home alone without husband or family. She took some time to organize her pantry, penned a letter to her sister overseas, drank some wine and watched a film on netflix. As she was drifting off to a peaceful rest on the couch, her eldest daughter Samantha burst through the front door, slammed it behind her and threw herself into her mother’s lap wailing.

“Oh Mother, you won’t believe how awful it was.”
“What was awful Samantha? Your date with that handsome young Jason?”
“He’s not handsome at all mother, he’s loathsome, positively loathsome, I hate him!”
“Oh heavens I’m sure it wasn’t that bad Samantha, have a seat and tell me all about it”

Samantha regained her composure and told her tale:

“Well, we were in his car and…He kissed me mother, my very first kiss.  It was everything I’d hoped for mother, I thought I fell in love the very moment his lips touched mine, and then…..then mother, he stuck his hand up my skirt and put a finger in my ass! Oh, dear god mother it was 2 knuckles in, possibly 3!…i didn’t know what to do, or say and before i knew it.. his big ol’ dick had made its way into my asshole. He fucked it deep and uncorked a piping hot load that gushed out like hot clam chowder onto my legs and pussy. Oh dear god mother, there must’ve been at least 2 gallons, I just want to die. I never want to see Jason again and my ass-hole is ruined.”

Mother chuckled and told a tale of her own:

“You know Samantha, your father and I saved ourselves for marriage.  Hell, everyone did in those days. Imagine my surprise when on our wedding night he told me a woman’s worth should be determined by the width of her gaping asshole. He brought a speculum to our wedding bed and pried my ass open as wide as he could because he said he wanted to, “see what was going on up in there.” and that he couldn’t wait to, “Dump a hot one down my Sarlacc pit.”

“Oh mother that’s horrible! What in God’s name is a Sarlacc pit?”
“Oh it’s just a Star Wars thing that looks like a giant gaped asshole. Here I’ll google it on my phone, here it is, see? That’s a Sarlacc pit.”

“I guess that does look like an asshole, Hmmm. Mom? What’s Star Wars?”
You’ve never seen the movie, Star Wars?
“No, any good?”
“Yeah…it’s the best.”

Peter’s Pitiful Plight

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Peter Jenkins told his boss to piss off after watching a Youtube video about the concept of YOLO. He’d lived life like a gutless turd long enough. His smile brimmed ear to ear as he drove home a new man, things were going to be different, so different. He stopped and got a bottle of wine and some tacos on the way to surprise his wife Megan.

Alas, when he opened his front door he was stunned to see Megan in the foyer squatting naked over his best friend Jon. Jon was lying there jerking his dick while Megan was shitting on it. Logs of various sizes were cascading out of her ass-hole onto his meaty pole.

Peter had longed to eat shit his entire life and went full YOLO for the 2nd time that day, diving head first under the shit stream, some poop hit the back of his head but he turned quick enough to catch the last of the savory turds with his mouth.

Seeing Peter’s face become a human toilet was too much for Jon to take, it made him cum so hard he had a stroke and died while his dick was jizzing.

Peter YOLO’d Jon’s cumming hog into his mouth, the hot stream of semen blasted the floodgates to his internal gayness wide open, never to be closed again.

Life after that fateful evening and the divorce that ensued was a long and hard road for poor Megan.

It took years of therapy for her to work up the courage to shit on another fag.

Davey’s Deluge Of Dilemmas

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At an upscale wine bar stocked with well dressed men of the business variety, there’s a celebration in progress.

“Congrats Davey, Cheers!”
(Glasses Clinking)
“Cheers!”
“Well done Davey!”

“So Davey, what’s next?”
“Yeah Davey, what’s next?”
“What’s next for Davey? More like, what’s left?Am I right? He’s got a smokin hot wife, adorable children, and just made partner at the firm… Where do you go from here Davey?”

Davey thought for a long moment and replied:
“I’ve never really thought about it, I have everything that I…thought I wanted.”
“Oh heavens Davey, what do you mean, ‘thought you wanted’, you have everything a man could ask for.”
“Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

After the party ended; Davey paid a streetwalker to shit on his cock, turn it into a mud-pie. This huge BBW laid a real slimy #2 on his johnson. With the smell of shit still fresh on his dong. He put his head in a noose and jerked his grimy cock off till he died.

All the horrible feelings he’d been carrying around his entire life finally disappeared.

Johnny 2cups

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Prepare yourself for an epic tale about a homeless feller named Johnny; folks called him 2cups cuz he once ate a cup a shit and washed it down with a piss chaser.

This one time, after a nice day of begging he scored a 30 bag of black tar heroin and offered to split it with Toothless Tina on one condition, she’d use his privates, as a toilet. Tina agreed.

So they went to 2cup’s cardboard abode, he laid down on his bed of newspapers and jerked his long dick while Tina got naked and squatted over it.

2cups began tugging furiously as he watched the heavenly sight of her butt-hole opening up nice and wide to deliver its grimy payload.

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The #2’s that fell out of her ass were everything 2cups was longing for.
Hot steamy piles of coiling shit covered his long homeless dick like soft serve ice cream.

He jerked the feces onto his penis and mashed it right into his balls. This sent him over the edge, blasting a hot cum geyser straight into her ass-hole from 2 feet away!

Tina dropped her pussy onto the jizzing cock and was filled up right quick.

Sick as she was with AIDS; 7 months later she gave birth to a tard that she flushed down a park toilet.

 

 

 

Cuck My Wife

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Frank Edwards lined up a hot session for his wife’s 40th birthday, he posted an ad on craigslist and found himself a young black man by the name of Omar Mosley. Omar had an 18 inch penis and a checkered past.

Frank rented a room at The Motel 6 and they kicked off the party by firing up some crack rocks and taking shots of Jameson to ease the tension.

Before long, Frank’s wife’s ass was stuffed deeply with Omar’s Lengthy black dick.

It was going in and out
Very deeply
Over and over

Frank tugged and fondled his white penis as he watched the 18 inch cock pound his wife’s ass-hole to oblivion and back again.

After a while Frank started to act a little gay, massaging Omar’s muscular deltoids and bulging trapezius muscles.

Omar smiled and kept on fucking.

“Oh lawdy..I’m finna cum in yo ass bish!” Omar Exclaimed.

As his penis throbbed, it released a river of hot jism into her butt. If there would have been just one more drop, it would have all come flooding out, her shitter was absolutely brimming!

When Omar pulled his big ol’ snake out of her ass, it prolapsed a disgusting rosebud.

Omar puked from the horrible sight of an asshole hanging out of a body. Then he fired up a crack rock to forget about it, and also, to forget about his difficult childhood without a father.

Anyway,
So, Frank sucked the cum out of his wife’s ass with a turkey baster and put his legs behind his head and shoved the baster deep in his own asshole.

“Here I go!” Said Frank

He squeezed the baster bulb and filled his ass with jizz.

As the semen filled Frank’s colon, his dick blasted piping hot ropes of cum that hit the ceiling, his prostate contracted so hard that it damn near imploded.

Frank’s heart was crushed as he realized the unbearable truth, it was just as he’d suspected, he was super gay for black dicks and cum.

There was only one thing left for Frank to do, he sprinted naked to the closet with his average white boner flopping back and forth, jammed the barrel of his Remington 12 gauge up his ass and pulled the trigger with his big toe, his gay innards exploded all over the room. The moment he died, his homosexual soul split hell wide open.

After the funeral, Omar and Frank’s wife traveled the world together and had many erotic adventures with all types of queers and transsexuals, none of whom qualified to defend our great nation.

Grandma ‘Sexpot’ Jones

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The decrepit Grandma, Janice Jones, is in a wheelchair being pushed into the entrance of Mt. Pleasant Nursing Home by her son Thomas.

“I love you ma, I’ll come visit real soon.”
“Don’t you leave me Tommy! I’ll push my wheelchair into the street I swear!”
“Sorry ma, I just don’t have the time or money to care for you anymore.”
“Oh god noooo! Please don’t leave me here to die!”
“Gotta go ma.”

She flopped out of her wheelchair onto the floor of the lobby, moaning and wailing as her son exited the scene with haste.

A kindly social worker scooped her up into her wheelchair, gave her a tissue and said this: “There there Mrs. Jones, I’ve been expecting you. My name’s Doris, and let me assure you you’re gonna love it here, dry your tears, cuz we’ve got activities for days and more importantly Janice, there’s a real sense of community here.”

“Oh my,  that sounds delightful, and to think I was nervous.”
“I’m glad I could assuage your concerns.” Doris gave an embrace and a promise to visit soon.

Grandma Jones was taken to her room and fed a dinner of potatoes with coleslaw.
For dessert she was fed hard african dick without mercy or condoms.

Here’s how it all went down:

Mrs Jones shit herself after supper and hit the call light for assistance.
Moments later 6 very dark orderlies carried her to the tub room kicking and screaming and proceeded to scrub and hose her down, after she was clean of feces, they let every hole have it with their giant african penises against her will…or was it?

Now Janice had been raped hundreds of times in her life, but never like this, these dreadful negroes had fire in their blood, hate in their hearts, and massive thundersticks!

She put up a mighty struggle, until they gave her double anal that snapped her spine in half; that’s when she lost her ability to writhe in agony, so she cried out, and in response, the savages smashed her chest with fists till her ribs shattered and bone fragments punctured her lungs, filling them with blood as her holes were being filled with dicks and cum. As her heart started to flatline and explode; she tasted the blood in her mouth, felt the dicks in her ass, and great relief, knowing that her terrible existence was finally at an end.

The coloreds burned her corpse in a trash can while they smoked crack and told tales of all the white women they’d raped and murdered.

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Handsome Johnny struts the boardwalk like he owns the damn thing. A colored man dressed in rags shakes a coin filled cup to get his attention.

“Spare some change sir?”
“I got a hundo with your name on it, but you’re gonna have to earn it.”
“Ya want me to build you something? I used to be a carpenter.”
“No I don’t want you to build anything, I’d rather prefer you destroy something.”
“Destroy what?”
“My wife’s ass-hole.”

Smash cut to the vagrant’s 16 inch coal-cut cock slamming a pasty BBW’s ass-hole from behind, she’s moaning and squirting from her pussy as her butt is being just pounded by this savage vagrant. Her husband Johnny’s in the corner jerkin’ off.
Lovin’ it.

The vagrant screamed his head off as his black dick throbbed a hot load up her ass.

Johnny came all over himself as he watched, it was absolute perfection, everything he’d dreamed. As his cock was spurting, he prayed to god: make this moment last forever.

After fucking, the vagrant began fiending for crack so the party was over. He spent the hundo on a nice rock that exploded his heart, his homeless friends threw his corpse into a dumpster.

Days later the BBW tested positive for full blown AIDS and drove off a cliff.

Weeks later Johnny hung himself in the woods with a rope while he jerked off and died.

Vultures and hyenas tore his carcass to pieces.