Cuck My Wife

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Frank Edwards lined up a hot session for his wife’s 40th birthday, he posted an ad on craigslist and found himself a young black man by the name of Omar Mosley. Omar had an 18 inch penis and a checkered past.

Frank rented a room at The Motel 6 and they kicked off the party by firing up some crack rocks and taking shots of Jameson to ease the tension.

Before long, Frank’s wife’s ass was stuffed deeply with Omar’s Lengthy black dick.

It was going in and out
Very deeply
Over and over

Frank tugged and fondled his white penis as he watched the 18 inch cock pound his wife’s ass-hole to oblivion and back again.

After a while Frank started to act a little gay, massaging Omar’s muscular deltoids and bulging trapezius muscles.

Omar smiled and kept on fucking.

“Oh lawdy..I’m finna cum in yo ass bish!” Omar Exclaimed.

As his penis throbbed, it released a river of hot jism into her butt. If there would have been just one more drop, it would have all come flooding out, her shitter was absolutely brimming!

When Omar pulled his big ol’ snake out of her ass, it prolapsed a disgusting rosebud.

Omar puked from the horrible sight of an asshole hanging out of a body. Then he fired up a crack rock to forget about it, and also, to forget about his difficult childhood without a father.

Anyway,
So, Frank sucked the cum out of his wife’s ass with a turkey baster and put his legs behind his head and shoved the baster deep in his own asshole.

“Here I go!” Said Frank

He squeezed the baster bulb and filled his ass with jizz.

As the semen filled Frank’s colon, his dick blasted piping hot ropes of cum that hit the ceiling, his prostate contracted so hard that it damn near imploded.

Frank’s heart was crushed as he realized the unbearable truth, it was just as he’d suspected, he was super gay for black dicks and cum.

There was only one thing left for Frank to do, he sprinted naked to the closet with his average white boner flopping back and forth, jammed the barrel of his Remington 12 gauge up his ass and pulled the trigger with his big toe, his gay innards exploded all over the room. The moment he died, his homosexual soul split hell wide open.

After the funeral, Omar and Frank’s wife traveled the world together and had many erotic adventures with all types of queers and transsexuals, none of whom qualified to defend our great nation.

Ageless Desire

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Ole granny jones
is a persnickety beast..
brittle ass bones
pussy brimming with yeast

she’s got ancient tits
and an antique twat
she’ll pay you two bits
for a hot pot cumshot

her diaper’s full of turds
but she’s got this dream
a pack of wild coloreds
fill her fanny with cream

Deluxe Cream-pies

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It’s a campground party
i’m feelin’ spun
shot some meth in my neck vein
to have some fun

hear some fillies in a tent
they be gig-a-lin’
so i unzip the flap
and i dive on in

on these plump white bitches
oh me oh my
took about 3 minutes
gave em both creampies

Cum Train

Abigail_Smith_Adams_by_Gilbert_Stuart“Why, you little piece of shit,” Mother howled, “I see the devil’s plucking your strings again!”

She’d walked in on her son, who was lying atop the cot of his quarters, fiddling himself gingerly. His trousers were around his knees. The boy wavered, discarded his cock, and proceeded to whimper. “It’s na-na-nothing, Ma, honest! I’s juss checking to see it works.”

Fluid matter sluiced his face, down the crook of his quivering chin. His innards folded with dread. Mother was raging again.

She roared, “Devil spawn! Repent sinner..!” Leaning in slowly, she whispered into his ear, “…Sinner,” then hit him with closed fist to the ribs. Thud!

“Owwww! Please Ma, don’t hit me again! I repent Lord! I repent! Please!” he wailed in earnest.

She doubled over and snatched his timid pecker with a pistol grip. “That’s it, that’s a good beast. Now it’s time to extract your sins in accordance with the ancient ways.”

“Ma, please, not again! …I repent! …I repented!”

“Silence!” she hissed, tugging briskly. Upon the upstroke, in an aggressive timbre, she scolded, “Repent!” Then on the downstroke, “Scum!” Her pace quickened as she recast over and over again, seething: “Repent! Scum! Repent! You scum!”

As the demon neared, she coupled her mouth to the shaft, ready to siphon the sins. The boy sniveled. “Forgive me Lord! Forgive muh.. muh… meeeEEE!”

His pumping phallus dumped gobs of demon spore into her hungry hole. When the throbbing finally relented, she gulped greedily, lapped at the excess, then, with an open hand, struck him hard at the base of his wilting sin tube. He yelped. Tears flowed.

Then, leaving the room, she denied he was her child and vowed to send him to an orphanage. He puddled under his pillow and extruded the emotions that were ripe in his heart, begging the Lord’s forgiveness.

There was no one listening.

Heavenly Glory

king-304290_960_720   The mighty king harold wore trousers made of velveteen. drank mead from a super fancy type golden goblet encrusted with all the rarest of gems and minerals. and he ruled his kingdom without mercy.

This morn we find our lord in his kingly quarters,  chewing a sprig of parsley to cleanse the remnants of pussy and ass juices from his noble mouth. last nights’ fuck session had been a frenzied mix of pure and offensive pleasures.

18 of his finest whores had eagerly milked at least 8 loads from his sick-huge kingly dong, straight into their pussies and assholes. he even did that move where you start unloading in one girls ass and then pull it out and get the last few squirts into another girls’ pussy hole. super hot stuff. pussy to ass? sooooo dirty right?  i mean, the kind of thing most dudes only dream about. but a very typical night for our king.

knock knock

“my lord there is a sir jimbo slice here to see you.”

jimbo was a vendor of exotic bitches and the finest truckstop whores.

jimbo did not bow to the king, he bowed to no one

he presented his finest and most darkest exotic whore,

the king started to fondle his own genitals in preparation, rubbing and smushing his regal balls and shaft.

“this be daisy, show him dat ass bish.”

daisy was quick to comply with her owners demand.

she nimbly unbuckled the loose weave of her dungarees and displayed her enormously dark anus to the king.

it was a supermassive black hole with all the gravitational pull of the universe. it sounded like a damn tornado.

upon its unveiling the kings cock swelled with maximum desire and began spegettifying quickly toward  the mass. her asshole was inhaling  everything in the room. and  when the tip of the king’s cock hit the eclipse, he jizzed a sick load.

he screamed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i’m cummminnngg! i’m fuckin cuminnngggggg!!!

his regal load was the singularity
it spawned the milky way.

Secret Mission

spyJim dandy was a double agent, in deep cover, blending with the hard up folks of north korea.

Kim Jong Un tested jim this very morning with a devious ploy. he sent an aids whore to jim’s bungalow in an attempt to give him aids through sexual pleasures.

jim, an operative for 20+ years was not phased by kim jong’s rookie maneuver. instead of making unprotected love with this dame, he commanded the aids riddled whore to assume the face down-ass up position. and ordered her to spread her cheeks nice n wide.

his double agent training made this quite easy, he furiously wailed away on his weiner till he was bout to blow, and when he was jizzing, he stuck just the head of his double agent dong into the aids girls korean asshole. he dumped several hot wads of his sauce straight into her infected colon. sure there was some chance of aids transmission with this dangerous play. but a double agent can’t play it safe everyday. it was a calculated risk.

well calculated and well worth it. her asian ass was very tight and his orgasm whilst inside it was quite fulfilling.

Trigger Warning

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oh hey filthydee
how you doing today?
well thank you for asking.
i’m excited to say

i’m feelin’ triggered….yeah
someone said something bad
and i’m triggered….yup
they made me real mad

i thought i heard rape
and i started to cry
someone said anal gape
and i had to ask why

it seems no-body here
gives a fuck about me
enough to tap-dance
around my sensibilities

i’m fuckin’ triggered…
and i’ve got a target to blame
gonna fire up the blog…
and cover them in shame