Ryan Phillippe Rap

Freestyle Rap about how tite Ryan Phillippe is.

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Trigger Warning

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oh hey filthydee
how you doing today?
well thank you for asking.
i’m excited to say

i’m feelin’ triggered….yeah
someone said something bad
and i’m triggered….yup
they made me real mad

i thought i heard rape
and i started to cry
someone said anal gape
and i had to ask why

it seems no-body here
gives a fuck about me
enough to tap-dance
around my sensibilities

i’m fuckin’ triggered…
and i’ve got a target to blame
gonna fire up the blog…
and cover them in shame

Aids poem

hivver
Hip, hop hooray
it’s fuckin aids day
i threw a bug chasin’
gang bang
for my birthday

now i’m down to catch the hiv’
if you’re ready to give
drop your loads in my ass
and watch
my loins quiv

see my eyes roll back
into my head
let’s fire up some crack
and smoke til’ we’re dead

god willing…
cuz life is pain
cream filling…
AIDS TRAIN!

Imperative

Long dicks,
heavy dicks
she wants
she ain’t needy

stiff,
hard
fat cocks
she yearns
but ain’t greedy

she’s opened up wide
and a begging for seed
her sloppy hole indicates
she’s ready to breed

Poem 7-Prognosis

dropped a loose turd this morning,
drank too much last night.
the site of blood in my stool
gave me a real fright

my colon’s full of cancer
what else, could it be
my suspicions were confirmed
on the web MD

yup,
cancer…
to-ta-lly…

got no health insurance
i got web M-D

and cancer