Johnny 2cups

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Prepare yourself for an epic tale about a homeless feller named Johnny; folks called him 2cups cuz he once ate a cup a shit and washed it down with a piss chaser.

This one time, after a nice day of begging he scored a 30 bag of black tar heroin and offered to split it with Toothless Tina on one condition, she’d use his privates, as a toilet. Tina agreed.

So they went to 2cup’s cardboard abode, he laid down on his bed of newspapers and jerked his long dick while Tina got naked and squatted over it.

2cups began tugging furiously as he watched the heavenly sight of her butt-hole opening up nice and wide to deliver its grimy payload.

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The #2’s that fell out of her ass were everything 2cups was longing for.
Hot steamy piles of coiling shit covered his long homeless dick like soft serve ice cream.

He jerked the feces onto his penis and mashed it right into his balls. This sent him over the edge, blasting a hot cum geyser straight into her ass-hole from 2 feet away!

Tina dropped her pussy onto the jizzing cock and was filled up right quick.

Sick as she was with AIDS; 7 months later she gave birth to a tard that she flushed down a park toilet.

 

 

 

Cuck My Wife

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Frank Edwards lined up a hot session for his wife’s 40th birthday, he posted an ad on craigslist and found himself a young black man by the name of Omar Mosley. Omar had an 18 inch penis and a checkered past.

Frank rented a room at The Motel 6 and they kicked off the party by firing up some crack rocks and taking shots of Jameson to ease the tension.

Before long, Frank’s wife’s ass was stuffed deeply with Omar’s Lengthy black dick.

It was going in and out
Very deeply
Over and over

Frank tugged and fondled his white penis as he watched the 18 inch cock pound his wife’s ass-hole to oblivion and back again.

After a while Frank started to act a little gay, massaging Omar’s muscular deltoids and bulging trapezius muscles.

Omar smiled and kept on fucking.

“Oh lawdy..I’m finna cum in yo ass bish!” Omar Exclaimed.

As his penis throbbed, it released a river of hot jism into her butt. If there would have been just one more drop, it would have all come flooding out, her shitter was absolutely brimming!

When Omar pulled his big ol’ snake out of her ass, it prolapsed a disgusting rosebud.

Omar puked from the horrible sight of an asshole hanging out of a body. Then he fired up a crack rock to forget about it, and also, to forget about his difficult childhood without a father.

Anyway,
So, Frank sucked the cum out of his wife’s ass with a turkey baster and put his legs behind his head and shoved the baster deep in his own asshole.

“Here I go!” Said Frank

He squeezed the baster bulb and filled his ass with jizz.

As the semen filled Frank’s colon, his dick blasted piping hot ropes of cum that hit the ceiling, his prostate contracted so hard that it damn near imploded.

Frank’s heart was crushed as he realized the unbearable truth, it was just as he’d suspected, he was super gay for black dicks and cum.

There was only one thing left for Frank to do, he sprinted naked to the closet with his average white boner flopping back and forth, jammed the barrel of his Remington 12 gauge up his ass and pulled the trigger with his big toe, his gay innards exploded all over the room. The moment he died, his homosexual soul split hell wide open.

After the funeral, Omar and Frank’s wife traveled the world together and had many erotic adventures with all types of queers and transsexuals, none of whom qualified to defend our great nation.

Grandma ‘Sexpot’ Jones

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The decrepit Grandma, Janice Jones, is in a wheelchair being pushed into the entrance of Mt. Pleasant Nursing Home by her son Thomas.

“I love you ma, I’ll come visit real soon.”
“Don’t you leave me Tommy! I’ll push my wheelchair into the street I swear!”
“Sorry ma, I just don’t have the time or money to care for you anymore.”
“Oh god noooo! Please don’t leave me here to die!”
“Gotta go ma.”

She flopped out of her wheelchair onto the floor of the lobby, moaning and wailing as her son exited the scene with haste.

A kindly social worker scooped her up into her wheelchair, gave her a tissue and said this: “There there Mrs. Jones, I’ve been expecting you. My name’s Doris, and let me assure you you’re gonna love it here, dry your tears, cuz we’ve got activities for days and more importantly Janice, there’s a real sense of community here.”

“Oh my,  that sounds delightful, and to think I was nervous.”
“I’m glad I could assuage your concerns.” Doris gave an embrace and a promise to visit soon.

Grandma Jones was taken to her room and fed a dinner of potatoes with coleslaw.
For dessert she was fed hard african dick without mercy or condoms.

Here’s how it all went down:

Mrs Jones shit herself after supper and hit the call light for assistance.
Moments later 6 very dark orderlies carried her to the tub room kicking and screaming and proceeded to scrub and hose her down, after she was clean of feces, they let every hole have it with their giant african penises against her will…or was it?

Now Janice had been raped hundreds of times in her life, but never like this, these dreadful negroes had fire in their blood, hate in their hearts, and massive thundersticks!

She put up a mighty struggle, until they gave her double anal that snapped her spine in half; that’s when she lost her ability to writhe in agony, so she cried out, and in response, the savages smashed her chest with fists till her ribs shattered and bone fragments punctured her lungs, filling them with blood as her holes were being filled with dicks and cum. As her heart started to flatline and explode; she tasted the blood in her mouth, felt the dicks in her ass, and great relief, knowing that her terrible existence was finally at an end.

The coloreds burned her corpse in a trash can while they smoked crack and told tales of all the white women they’d raped and murdered.

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Handsome Johnny struts the boardwalk like he owns the damn thing. A colored man dressed in rags shakes a coin filled cup to get his attention.

“Spare some change sir?”
“I got a hundo with your name on it, but you’re gonna have to earn it.”
“Ya want me to build you something? I used to be a carpenter.”
“No I don’t want you to build anything, I’d rather prefer you destroy something.”
“Destroy what?”
“My wife’s ass-hole.”

Smash cut to the vagrant’s 16 inch coal-cut cock slamming a pasty BBW’s ass-hole from behind, she’s moaning and squirting from her pussy as her butt is being just pounded by this savage vagrant. Her husband Johnny’s in the corner jerkin’ off.
Lovin’ it.

The vagrant screamed his head off as his black dick throbbed a hot load up her ass.

Johnny came all over himself as he watched, it was absolute perfection, everything he’d dreamed. As his cock was spurting, he prayed to god: make this moment last forever.

After fucking, the vagrant began fiending for crack so the party was over. He spent the hundo on a nice rock that exploded his heart, his homeless friends threw his corpse into a dumpster.

Days later the BBW tested positive for full blown AIDS and drove off a cliff.

Weeks later Johnny hung himself in the woods with a rope while he jerked off and died.

Vultures and hyenas tore his carcass to pieces.

 

Einstein: Hard Science and Hot Loads

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My colleagues and I…
Mastered Yang Mills Theory
So we could run a train on
Madam O’leary

We triple teamed her
At a workday luncheon
Her ass was gaping
Like a constant function

An anal creampie…
Solved the equation
My load was hotter
Than gamma radiation

Rygar Jones Saves Humanity

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In the year 25,000 B.C.

Humanity was on the brink of collapse due to ineffective breeding strategies.

Fact is, cave women had poor hygiene and bearded faces. Ish. So to breed, the men would jerk off in their hands and finger the cum into girls pussies as they slept, to avoid spending time with them. This resulted in a stiff decline in population.

That and the plague. It was ravaging the entire planet. Sparing few.

But there was one man…named Rygar Jones who was about to change the world forever.

Rygar Jones assembled a seven man team. They stockpiled supplies and quarantined themselves in a cave to escape the wrath of the deadly plague.

It was there Rygar proved to be a visionary. The first of his kind. He led seminars, sharing his philosophies on the necessity of breeding. He taught the men meditative techniques to visualize a woman without a beard, to allow them to fuck those that had beards.

After 18 months the plague was gone and Rygar Jones led his men in the charge, stoked to cream pussies.

Rygar saw the first bearded woman and his men knew that he had dibs because he called it back in the cave. They watched and cheered Rygar on as he gave the world’s first cream-pie while in the first ever pile driver position, which he also invented.

He shot over a gallon of jizz inside her and another two gallons sprayed out onto her face from her pussy because it was so full with Rygar’s large cock and cream-pie. As he blasted her with 18 months worth of hot semen, he screamed, “Be Fruitful and Cream-piiiiie!!!!”

Rygar’s seven man cream team did just that. They bare-backed and cream-pied the entire world.

Saving humanity.

Einstein’s Posthumous Breakthru

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Your super string theory…
It perplexes me
I found my ding-a-ling theory
With some ecstasy

I take the volume of loads
That I’ve jizzed in an ass…
Divide by my proclivity
To tolerate sass

And the answer I get
Is always the same…
Proportionate to the number…
Of pussies I’ve tamed