Daryl Jenkins was a pious man.
When he married Melissa, her hymen was still intact, because she’d always insisted on anal. Their love was true and pure.
On their wedding night, Melissa was not pleased. Daryl did none of the things she longed for. No finger poppin’, no anal creampies, and no monster facials; no slapping, calling her degrading names, or treating her like a piece of trash.
Nuthin’.
Just making sweet tender love, missionary style.
Daryl moaned, “oh…yes..be fruitful and multiply”, while filling her pussy with a very weak load. It was everything he’d hoped it would be. Melissa cried herself to sleep, knowing that her husband couldn’t fuck for shit.
The next day Melissa posted a craigslist ad looking for BBC’s.
Her inbox was stuffed with potentials. Her asshole was stuffed with big brown dicks, so many brown dicks, that her asshole prolapsed into a rosebud. Disgusting.
I mean, ish.
One day Daryl came home from work to find Melissa on her knees surrounded by all of her new colored friends, her face plastered with gallons of mostly fresh semen, her asshole hanging down to the floor like an old sock.
Daryl almost lost his faith that day.
Almost.
Daryl eventually forgave Melissa.
Melissa eventually gave Daryl AIDS, after she was creampied by a guy who’d done some very gay stuff in college.
Not a read to peruse during dinner! 😂
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I suppose I could’ve put that disclaimer on it;)
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I had to stop crunching my crackers-it was a read which was disturbing and yet….intriguing!
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Thank you Kris, when it’s published I’ll have to get your permission to use your comment as a review. “I had to stop crunching my crackers…” -Kris
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laughing, you have it!
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I agree with the first comment…really wish I hadn’t been eating when I read that! Still made me smile though…
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Jeez, you were crunchin’ crackers too, eh? 🙂
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Munching on a chocolate bar, which makes it even worse…
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Yes…this is much worse.
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Jesus! HILARIOUS!! How the hell did you make this up?? Excellent! bloody funny too
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Thanks for the feedback TradeRoutz, very kind of you, it means a lot. Rosebud is based on a true story that pleased me;)
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Seriously? That makes it even better! 🙂
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Yeah, seriously. I mean I’m sure it’s happened to someone out there.:)
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I fully agree with you, and am still peeing in my pants laughing! have a fabulastic day!! x
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This was steamy until the AIDS put a downer on it. The BBC and cuckolding was hot🔥
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So true, AIDS did put a damper on the hot BBC and Cuckoldry action. But, rest assured, the stream of BBC’s and Cuckolding continued long after the initial diagnosis.
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*mouth open shaking her head, eyebrows raised *
Fuckin’ hell!.. I’ve never come across a blog like this. I’m amazed and shocked at your creativity at the same time Lol
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Thank you so much for the kind words Kim Knight. It means a great deal coming from you. I’ve been reading about your self publishing endeavors. Fucking Awesome!!! So cool to see a writer put it on the line.
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I am utterly amazed by what I have read, you are so so brave! Male or female I can’t guess but I’m guessing male for some reason, either way you are a brave heart for sure.
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Jeez Kim Knight, I’m blushing over here. Too kind. Good guess 😉
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Well, some of these stories made me stop writing, reach for my cigerattes and coffee to read along. It’s 1.00 am London time my most creative time early hours of the morning… so I better get back to it. Ps.. I guessed male as when men write erotic stories (from what I have read), it is all most always VERY explicit. Only once did I read an erotic book, written under a female pen name by a guy and not guess “this is a man’s job” normally I can tell *wink
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Glad you were able to get back to creating! Your description of male vs female erotic stories jibes with what I’ve seen as well. I had simply never thought about it before. Interesting;)
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Personally in my humble view, I thin it boils down to men enjoy and are maybe more visual so the description is very explicit, where as women may focus more on the feeling when they create more erotic scenes… I think both styles are great, it is always a good reading experience when you can visualise what’s going on in a story.
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I think you nailed it. I also enjoy bot styles;) I think I’ll try and write one that passes as a female’s writing sometime, for fun.
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These are hysterical. They’re kind of anti-fairy tales, where there’s no happy endings, just Aids. 🙂
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Thank you anothershortdictator, glad you enjoyed. You summarized it perfectly. Hope you don’t mind if I use “anti-fairy tales, where there’s no happy endings, just Aids” in the future when asked what I write 🙂
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Hilarious read! Thanks for sharing that!
Oddly enough, Rosebud reminds me of some — a few — of my poems. They aren’t anywhere as “filthy” as Rosebud, but they are humorous efforts to take down piety too.
The closest I get to a “filthy” poem is, “Sex is Sacred so She Said”. Here’s a link to it, if you’re interested: https://cafephilos.blog/2007/03/21/sex-is-sacred-so-she-said/
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Thanks for the comment Paul, I enjoyed “Sex is Sacred so She Said” The ending is very tite!
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mad me smirk. nice post
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*made
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Glad you like, thank you for sharing the love. Take it easy!
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