Johnny 2cups

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Prepare yourself for an epic tale about a homeless feller named Johnny; folks called him 2cups cuz he once ate a cup a shit and washed it down with a piss chaser.

This one time, after a nice day of begging he scored a 30 bag of black tar heroin and offered to split it with Toothless Tina on one condition, she’d use his privates, as a toilet. Tina agreed.

So they went to 2cup’s cardboard abode, he laid down on his bed of newspapers and jerked his long dick while Tina got naked and squatted over it.

2cups began tugging furiously as he watched the heavenly sight of her butt-hole opening up nice and wide to deliver its grimy payload.

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The #2’s that fell out of her ass were everything 2cups was longing for.
Hot steamy piles of coiling shit covered his long homeless dick like soft serve ice cream.

He jerked the feces onto his penis and mashed it right into his balls. This sent him over the edge, blasting a hot cum geyser straight into her ass-hole from 2 feet away!

Tina dropped her pussy onto the jizzing cock and was filled up right quick.

Sick as she was with AIDS; 7 months later she gave birth to a tard that she flushed down a park toilet.

 

 

 

Cuck My Wife

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Frank Edwards lined up a hot session for his wife’s 40th birthday, he posted an ad on craigslist and found himself a young black man by the name of Omar Mosley. Omar had an 18 inch penis and a checkered past.

Frank rented a room at The Motel 6 and they kicked off the party by firing up some crack rocks and taking shots of Jameson to ease the tension.

Before long, Frank’s wife’s ass was stuffed deeply with Omar’s Lengthy black dick.

It was going in and out
Very deeply
Over and over

Frank tugged and fondled his white penis as he watched the 18 inch cock pound his wife’s ass-hole to oblivion and back again.

After a while Frank started to act a little gay, massaging Omar’s muscular deltoids and bulging trapezius muscles.

Omar smiled and kept on fucking.

“Oh lawdy..I’m finna cum in yo ass bish!” Omar Exclaimed.

As his penis throbbed, it released a river of hot jism into her butt. If there would have been just one more drop, it would have all come flooding out, her shitter was absolutely brimming!

When Omar pulled his big ol’ snake out of her ass, it prolapsed a disgusting rosebud.

Omar puked from the horrible sight of an asshole hanging out of a body. Then he fired up a crack rock to forget about it, and also, to forget about his difficult childhood without a father.

Anyway,
So, Frank sucked the cum out of his wife’s ass with a turkey baster and put his legs behind his head and shoved the baster deep in his own asshole.

“Here I go!” Said Frank

He squeezed the baster bulb and filled his ass with jizz.

As the semen filled Frank’s colon, his dick blasted piping hot ropes of cum that hit the ceiling, his prostate contracted so hard that it damn near imploded.

Frank’s heart was crushed as he realized the unbearable truth, it was just as he’d suspected, he was super gay for black dicks and cum.

There was only one thing left for Frank to do, he sprinted naked to the closet with his average white boner flopping back and forth, jammed the barrel of his Remington 12 gauge up his ass and pulled the trigger with his big toe, his gay innards exploded all over the room. The moment he died, his homosexual soul split hell wide open.

After the funeral, Omar and Frank’s wife traveled the world together and had many erotic adventures with all types of queers and transsexuals, none of whom qualified to defend our great nation.

Grandma ‘Sexpot’ Jones

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The decrepit Grandma, Janice Jones, is in a wheelchair being pushed into the entrance of Mt. Pleasant Nursing Home by her son Thomas.

“I love you ma, I’ll come visit real soon.”
“Don’t you leave me Tommy! I’ll push my wheelchair into the street I swear!”
“Sorry ma, I just don’t have the time or money to care for you anymore.”
“Oh god noooo! Please don’t leave me here to die!”
“Gotta go ma.”

She flopped out of her wheelchair onto the floor of the lobby, moaning and wailing as her son exited the scene with haste.

A kindly social worker scooped her up into her wheelchair, gave her a tissue and said this: “There there Mrs. Jones, I’ve been expecting you. My name’s Doris, and let me assure you you’re gonna love it here, dry your tears, cuz we’ve got activities for days and more importantly Janice, there’s a real sense of community here.”

“Oh my,  that sounds delightful, and to think I was nervous.”
“I’m glad I could assuage your concerns.” Doris gave an embrace and a promise to visit soon.

Grandma Jones was taken to her room and fed a dinner of potatoes with coleslaw.
For dessert she was fed hard african dick without mercy or condoms.

Here’s how it all went down:

Mrs Jones shit herself after supper and hit the call light for assistance.
Moments later 6 very dark orderlies carried her to the tub room kicking and screaming and proceeded to scrub and hose her down, after she was clean of feces, they let every hole have it with their giant african penises against her will…or was it?

Now Janice had been raped hundreds of times in her life, but never like this, these dreadful negroes had fire in their blood, hate in their hearts, and massive thundersticks!

She put up a mighty struggle, until they gave her double anal that snapped her spine in half; that’s when she lost her ability to writhe in agony, so she cried out, and in response, the savages smashed her chest with fists till her ribs shattered and bone fragments punctured her lungs, filling them with blood as her holes were being filled with dicks and cum. As her heart started to flatline and explode; she tasted the blood in her mouth, felt the dicks in her ass, and great relief, knowing that her terrible existence was finally at an end.

The coloreds burned her corpse in a trash can while they smoked crack and told tales of all the white women they’d raped and murdered.

Rygar Jones Saves Humanity

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In the year 25,000 B.C.

Humanity was on the brink of collapse due to ineffective breeding strategies.

Fact is, cave women had poor hygiene and bearded faces. Ish. So to breed, the men would jerk off in their hands and finger the cum into girls pussies as they slept, to avoid spending time with them. This resulted in a stiff decline in population.

That and the plague. It was ravaging the entire planet. Sparing few.

But there was one man…named Rygar Jones who was about to change the world forever.

Rygar Jones assembled a seven man team. They stockpiled supplies and quarantined themselves in a cave to escape the wrath of the deadly plague.

It was there Rygar proved to be a visionary. The first of his kind. He led seminars, sharing his philosophies on the necessity of breeding. He taught the men meditative techniques to visualize a woman without a beard, to allow them to fuck those that had beards.

After 18 months the plague was gone and Rygar Jones led his men in the charge, stoked to cream pussies.

Rygar saw the first bearded woman and his men knew that he had dibs because he called it back in the cave. They watched and cheered Rygar on as he gave the world’s first cream-pie while in the first ever pile driver position, which he also invented.

He shot over a gallon of jizz inside her and another two gallons sprayed out onto her face from her pussy because it was so full with Rygar’s large cock and cream-pie. As he blasted her with 18 months worth of hot semen, he screamed, “Be Fruitful and Cream-piiiiie!!!!”

Rygar’s seven man cream team did just that. They bare-backed and cream-pied the entire world.

Saving humanity.

Janet Karenina

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At age 44 Janet’s husband’s heart exploded and her spirits were swept away in a general malaise. In desperation, Janet sought solace and found it in only one thing, large gatherings of colored men using her lonely and aging holes in all of the nastiest ways.

Interracial gang-bangs made life worth living.

That and her kids, whom she loved. She’d often accompany them to a show and out for a meal after. They had so much fun. The sound of her children’s laughter left her heart full, but her holes, so very empty by contrast. To remedy this, she’d sneak off to the nearest tavern and get positively glazed by the darkest men in town.

This one time at a real elegant fuck-party. With her holes wholly filled and every able bodied man on his 3rd or 4th facial or cream-pie(some vag, mostly anal). Someone offered her a crack pipe. She took the condom-less black dick out of her mouth long enough to take a sizable hit. Janet reached nirvana the instant she exhaled the crack smoke and inhaled the large black hog that was ripe to brick in her mouth.

And brick, it did.

The smoke-able cocaine ushered the centering of her consciousness towards all that mattered henceforth, black cock and crack rock.

Everything went to shit after that. She lost interest in her kids and spent her free time  pursuing crack fueled gang-bangs with all the most loathsome characters you might imagine would attend such a dirty thing.

She caught six types of AIDS in a week and died three days later, her body, absolutely riddled with the six various strains of AIDS.

She went to hell of course.
The lord spared her no mercy with his judgement.
He never does.

Rosebud

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Daryl Jenkins was a pious man.
When he married Melissa, her hymen was still intact, because she’d always insisted on anal. Their love was true and pure.

On their wedding night, Melissa was not pleased. Daryl did none of the things she longed for. No finger poppin’, no anal creampies, and no monster facials; no slapping, calling her degrading names, or treating her like a piece of trash.
Nuthin’.

Just making sweet tender love, missionary style.
Daryl moaned, “oh…yes..be fruitful and multiply”,  while filling her pussy with a very weak load. It was everything he’d hoped it would be. Melissa cried herself to sleep, knowing that her husband couldn’t fuck for shit.

The next day Melissa posted a craigslist ad looking for BBC’s.
Her inbox was stuffed with potentials. Her asshole was stuffed with big brown dicks, so many brown dicks,  that her asshole prolapsed into a rosebud. Disgusting.
I mean, ish.

One day Daryl came home from work to find Melissa on her knees surrounded by all of her new colored friends, her face plastered with gallons of mostly fresh semen, her asshole hanging down to the floor like an old sock.
Daryl almost lost his faith that day.
Almost.

Daryl eventually forgave Melissa.
Melissa eventually gave Daryl AIDS, after she was creampied by a guy who’d done some very gay stuff in college.

Hail Mary

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On a cold winters eve
Dirty Dave was haulin’ logs to the Cumberland gap

He slipped his foot off the brake and fondled the gas, working it nice and slow
Pumping the pedals was all dave had in this world.

That and barebacking truckstop whores

“Wut you want dis time mistah?”
Dave kept his driving hand on the wheel,
And eased his jerking hand into his waistband, sliding his sweatpants from around his big trucker ass straight down to the floor.

“Snarl on this hog you truckstop pig!” He said pointing

His cock was hard as stone and 14 inches on even the worst of days
Today was decent
So he may have been pushin 20
18 minimum

The nameless whore with no notable attributes got to work
She may have tried her best. We’ll never know for sure
She was Slurping, moaning, tryin to be sexy n shit.
A lesser man may have went limp

But dirty dave was no lesser man,
He knew this was his chance to really pour on the coals.
He grabbed a handful of hair and started bucking his hips,
Thrusting deep and stomping the gas with each thrust
“Fuck…yeah, bring it “
“Yeehaaaw!”
“Guh guh guh”
“Oooooooweee”

In 3 gnarly blasts of jizz, Dave topped off her innards with 6 hot quarts, right to the brim.
He closed his eyes, blubbered some tears and whispered to himself, “burn in hell you piece of shit.”

He said a quick prayer to a god he knew didn’t exist, allah of course
And jerked the wheel, sending his big rig into a real big canyon.
Ejecting his soul directly to hell

His nameless passenger most likely went to hell also
But i don’t want to make any assumptions.

That, is a dangerous game