Einstein’s Posthumous Breakthru

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Your super string theory…
It perplexes me
I found my ding-a-ling theory
With some ecstasy

I take the volume of loads
That I’ve jizzed in an ass…
Divide by my proclivity
To tolerate sass

And the answer I get
Is always the same…
Proportionate to the number…
Of pussies I’ve tamed

Superhot Party

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at a fetlife sexclub
no restrictions…
i’m servin’ up tug jobs
feedin’ addictions

i drop in
with my dong hangin’
velvet smokin’ jacket

giving sin
i be jizz slangin’
all types of faggots