Johnny 2cups


Prepare yourself for an epic tale about a homeless feller named Johnny; folks called him 2cups cuz he once ate a cup a shit and washed it down with a piss chaser.

This one time, after a nice day of begging he scored a 30 bag of black tar heroin and offered to split it with Toothless Tina on one condition, she’d use his privates, as a toilet. Tina agreed.

So they went to 2cup’s cardboard abode, he laid down on his bed of newspapers and jerked his long dick while Tina got naked and squatted over it.

2cups began tugging furiously as he watched the heavenly sight of her butt-hole opening up nice and wide to deliver its grimy payload.

Plop Squirt mmmPlop

The #2’s that fell out of her ass were everything 2cups was longing for.
Hot steamy piles of coiling shit covered his long homeless dick like soft serve ice cream.

He jerked the feces onto his penis and mashed it right into his balls. This sent him over the edge, blasting a hot cum geyser straight into her ass-hole from 2 feet away!

Tina dropped her pussy onto the jizzing cock and was filled up right quick.

Sick as she was with AIDS; 7 months later she gave birth to a tard that she flushed down a park toilet.




15 comments on “Johnny 2cups

  1. filthydee123 says:

    This 220 word tale of glory is brought to you and inspired by an OKcupid dude who’s a friend of a friend named Perverta

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  2. Verta says:

    Johnny 2Cups for president.
    Johnny 2Cups 2020.

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  3. Jolly Bites says:

    Love it! Made my day….

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  4. lucypurr says:

    Hilarious and satisfying as always! *kisses*

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  5. Another smutty tale! I loved it! I also agree with Verta. Johnny 2cups for President!! He’s definitely more honest than what we have in the White House now. LOL!!

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  6. Cory Melancon says:

    So heartwarming there’s a soft spot in my heart for all things romance I suppose, looks like there made for each other 💓

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  7. DREW5000G says:

    Boy you are honoured. I was on a downer and looking for humour and I remembered reading last time so I searched you out read a couple posts and although the first one was dirty modern picture postcard dirty humour while the second about some woman getting split in two by six big black (how original)Africans was something I knew I should not have read and I was right! I should have stopped reading this racist sexist story had me fucking gripped. You are a deep thinker dee, your stories really make you wonder the meaning of life. All bs aside. Thanx for your efforts mate. I for one am a fan, stay up bro

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