Grandma ‘Sexpot’ Jones

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The decrepit Grandma, Janice Jones, is in a wheelchair being pushed into the entrance of Mt. Pleasant Nursing Home by her son Thomas.

“I love you ma, I’ll come visit real soon.”
“Don’t you leave me Tommy! I’ll push my wheelchair into the street I swear!”
“Sorry ma, I just don’t have the time or money to care for you anymore.”
“Oh god noooo! Please don’t leave me here to die!”
“Gotta go ma.”

She flopped out of her wheelchair onto the floor of the lobby, moaning and wailing as her son exited the scene with haste.

A kindly social worker scooped her up into her wheelchair, gave her a tissue and said this: “There there Mrs. Jones, I’ve been expecting you. My name’s Doris, and let me assure you you’re gonna love it here, dry your tears, cuz we’ve got activities for days and more importantly Janice, there’s a real sense of community here.”

“Oh my,  that sounds delightful, and to think I was nervous.”
“I’m glad I could assuage your concerns.” Doris gave an embrace and a promise to visit soon.

Grandma Jones was taken to her room and fed a dinner of potatoes with coleslaw.
For dessert she was fed hard african dick without mercy or condoms.

Here’s how it all went down:

Mrs Jones shit herself after supper and hit the call light for assistance.
Moments later 6 very dark orderlies carried her to the tub room kicking and screaming and proceeded to scrub and hose her down, after she was clean of feces, they let every hole have it with their giant african penises against her will…or was it?

Now Janice had been raped hundreds of times in her life, but never like this, these dreadful negroes had fire in their blood, hate in their hearts, and massive thundersticks!

She put up a mighty struggle, until they gave her double anal that snapped her spine in half; that’s when she lost her ability to writhe in agony, so she cried out, and in response, the savages smashed her chest with fists till her ribs shattered and bone fragments punctured her lungs, filling them with blood as her holes were being filled with dicks and cum. As her heart started to flatline and explode; she tasted the blood in her mouth, felt the dicks in her ass, and great relief, knowing that her terrible existence was finally at an end.

The coloreds burned her corpse in a trash can while they smoked crack and told tales of all the white women they’d raped and murdered.

43 comments on “Grandma ‘Sexpot’ Jones

  1. filthydee123 says:

    Best story I’ve ever written. Inspired by the best story I’ve ever read…Candide by Voltaire It is a must read, check it out! https://www.amazon.com/Candide-AmazonClassics-Voltaire/dp/1542048540/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499901040&sr=8-1&keywords=candide

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  2. I’m going have to give these recommendations more consideration given such inspiration can be taken from it all…

    What a interesting read, I love the openness of it sorta Danielle Steel like in a way, I can only hope dear Janice enjoy here potatos and coleslaw, an interesting combination of food sorts there…

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  3. Red says:

    Lol, great story…and possibly the most politically incorrect one I’ve seen in a long time 😉

    I guess I’m going to have to read Candide now.

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  5. BoldBeat&NipLESS says:

    Whoa!!! Wasn’t expecting that!!! Great writing!!!

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  6. shaunda says:

    Wow, just awesome! You have a flair my dear. I appreciate your darkness.

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  7. Stop liking my post because I’m reporting you to WordPress!!!!!!!!!!

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    • filthydee123 says:

      Ummm, okay. On your latest post titled “Giving Thanks” I very much enjoyed the quote, “(Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties )” Charles Spurgeon. It very much resonated with myself and the strife I’ve encountered. I thought there were good lessons throughout the entire post, but if for some reason you’d rather I not like it, that is up to you. All the best.

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      • You have a very disgusting page that has nothing to do with Godliness. I don’t care for someone else to see your site on mine. Sorry that you can’t see that. Thank you anyway!

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Well I beg to differ; Godliness is at the heart of the lessons within these powerful tales. All the characters involved in sin end up burning in hell-fire for all eternity, I assure you of that. God Bless!

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  8. OMFG!!! I almost had a heart attack from reading this due to intense hysterical laughter. The political incorrectness is actually quite refreshing.

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    • filthydee123 says:

      That is the highest praise I could imagine, thank you so much for letting me know hannahanafeloz. It is nice to know that people out there are laughing as hard reading it as I am while writing it.

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      • You are more than welcome! It’s not easy to share your work publicly – especially when it’s NSFW. There’s always someone that’s going to piss on it and overlook the fact that it’s just humor.

        I, however, love filth and foul, so your blog is right up my alley. 😀

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Always someone trying to piss on it;) Lol…True, I think I’ll use the previous commentor’s criticism of me as my bio description. “You have a very disgusting page that has nothing to do with Godliness.” …I’m glad you love filth and foul hannahanafeloz, that sim 2 game got risque fairly quickly…with the nudity and such;)

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      • Thanks! 😉 Why would someone all about Godliness be looking at a page with the tagline of “Dirty Poems and Erotica”? You go by the name “FilthyDee”! They should have just keep on crawling the web and said nothing.

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Well, I like to read Christianity stuff and liked her page, so she came and threatened me for liking her page cuz my page is so disgusting. Yeah, it seems like a silly response, she could’ve sent me a private message instead of threatening to tell wordpress, wtf is wordpress gonna do if I like your post? Anyway. God bless her.

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      • If anything, that should have been the perfect opportunity for her to minister to you and get you to change your filthy ways. LMAO!!!

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Lol, I thought the same thing, I’m fairly certain proselytizing is an essential part of following the path. Maybe her coming over here and pissing on my work is the first step in a conversion. I been trying to change my filthy ways for awhile now;)

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      • Those that protest too much secretly enjoy it! LOL!!

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Ah, there it is, she’s likely feeling a real mixed bag of emotions as a result of the awful truth that deep down, a part of her loves it, and she loathes that part of herself. She covers that sinful lust for filth with anger and lashes it out at the mirror that showed the truth. That she was the one bereft of Godliness.

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      • *applause* There’s your next story! LOL!!

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      • filthydee123 says:

        Lol, ship it!

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  9. I enjoyed your story a lot, but I was reluctant to hit the LIKE button.

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    • filthydee123 says:

      Is it because LIKE was not the right word? or because you felt strange about publicly admitting you enjoyed such filth? or some other reason? Either way I’m glad you overcame your reluctance. Thank you for your comment.

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  10. Ishmael A Soledad says:

    Ahh, OK, now I’m wiping coffee off my monitor, sorta lost it between “fed a dinner of potatoes with coleslaw” and “hard african dick without mercy or condoms”. Giving you 10/10 for transition jump it really got my attention. Don’t know what I like more, the story or the comment trail 🙂 As for My Hope Is In Thee, well, just point it towards the Jimmy Swaggart life story page for some home town Pentecostal filth 🙂
    Now to read the rest of your posts ….

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    • filthydee123 says:

      Ishmael, I thank you for your kind words and your comment. That coleslaw to african dick transition delighted me so, I was laughing hysterically as I was writing…so fucking ridiculous. Oh man, now I’ve a great longing for a bit of pentecostal filth myself! Have a fantastic day Ishmael!

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  11. Blog Andrew says:

    OMFG!!!! Now I have an idea which post that hater was reading 😀 absolutely fabulous filthydee and I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking hot coffee when I read ‘african dick without mercy or condoms’, truly sexy and hilarious ❤

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    • filthydee123 says:

      I too am thankful that you weren’t drinking hot fluids whilst reading this epic tale. I agree that there is nothing sexier than an unsheathed african penis showing absolutely no mercy. We are definitely on the same page about that.

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      • Blog Andrew says:

        😀 Perhaps put a ‘no hot drinks warning’ at the top, and nearly forgot to say the most epic scene swap I think I’ve ever read!! 🙂 Lovely to have met you, Andrew

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  12. Blog Andrew says:

    I’ve just read your comment thread and see that he’s the hater! But don’t worry dear we live in Countries where Free Speech is permitted and many a Grandma living in a care home would laugh out loud. 🙂 So funny!

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    • filthydee123 says:

      Amen sir, Thank you for the kind words and comment. Yes, most grandmas would find this tale quite arousing I’m sure. Even those very old gals who never did any breeding of their own and just look like grandmas but really aren’t technically, could appreciate the effort put in to creating a hot sexual saga.

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  13. Verta says:

    I pray to Black God that double anal from massive thundersticks is the way I go out, too.

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