Suzy’s Mobile Crisper

steak-sauce-heinz-57
Yo,
My girl Suzy Q
Was driving home from the gym….
Picking out the remnants…
Of veggies from her quim

She took a bottle
Heinz 57
Hit that G-spot…

Wailed upon her twat
Soaked her Prius with a cum-shot

That Heinz Ketchup bottle
Left her in a state of bliss…
The next morning…
Her Prius stunk of piss

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7 comments on “Suzy’s Mobile Crisper

  1. Michael says:

    Ah, must be a squirter💦

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Red says:

    Yay, you used the ketchup bottle! 😀

    I laughed my ass off at this one…

    Liked by 1 person

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