Suzy’s Home Crisper

Suzy woke up…
Thirsty for cock
Shed some tears in a cup…
And fired up a rock

Cuz her man left her
And she
Was missing him…
She raided
The crisper
Got some produce for her quim…

Stuffed it to the brim…
With fresh
Cukes and carrots
She forgot about him…
To focus on the merits

Of a healthy diet…
Some exercise…
And every man’s bias
For anal creampies

7 comments on “Suzy’s Home Crisper

  1. TradeRoutz livingStyle says:

    Your wicked sense of humour and way with words, always has me in fits of laughter! How you come up with this stuff is tooo brilliant! LOL…not for the feint hearted!! lololol

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Michael says:

    Oh wow, you have some gems here! Yes, I too am biased😛

    Liked by 1 person

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