The mighty king harold wore trousers made of velveteen. drank mead from a super fancy type golden goblet encrusted with all the rarest of gems and minerals. and he ruled his kingdom without mercy.
This morn we find our lord in his kingly quarters, chewing a sprig of parsley to cleanse the remnants of pussy and ass juices from his noble mouth. last nights’ fuck session had been a frenzied mix of pure and offensive pleasures.
18 of his finest whores had eagerly milked at least 8 loads from his sick-huge kingly dong, straight into their pussies and assholes. he even did that move where you start unloading in one girls ass and then pull it out and get the last few squirts into another girls’ pussy hole. super hot stuff. pussy to ass? sooooo dirty right? i mean, the kind of thing most dudes only dream about. but a very typical night for our king.
“my lord there is a sir jimbo slice here to see you.”
jimbo was a vendor of exotic bitches and the finest truckstop whores.
jimbo did not bow to the king, he bowed to no one
he presented his finest and most darkest exotic whore,
the king started to fondle his own genitals in preparation, rubbing and smushing his regal balls and shaft.
“this be daisy, show him dat ass bish.”
daisy was quick to comply with her owners demand.
she nimbly unbuckled the loose weave of her dungarees and displayed her enormously dark anus to the king.
it was a supermassive black hole with all the gravitational pull of the universe. it sounded like a damn tornado.
upon its unveiling the kings cock swelled with maximum desire and began spegettifying quickly toward the mass. her asshole was inhaling everything in the room. and when the tip of the king’s cock hit the eclipse, he jizzed a sick load.
he screamed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i’m cummminnngg! i’m fuckin cuminnngggggg!!!
his regal load was the singularity
it spawned the milky way.